16 Incredibly Smart Gifts You’d Want To Keep For Yourself

You’ll solve everyone’s problems in one fell swoop. Unless you *forget* to give them away, that is.

1. Waterproof Notepad

Waterproof Notepad

For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each.

2. Transparent Book Weight

Transparent Book Weight

It’ll keep your loved ones’ pages flat while eating or drinking.

3. Keychain Phone Charger

Get it here for $39.95.

4. Portable Humidifier Cap

Portable Humidifier Cap

For only $34, any water bottle can become a life-giving source of air moisture. Give it as a pointed gift to that one dude in your office who won’t stop coughing.

5. Divided Pasta Colander

Divided Pasta Colander

It’s perfect for figuring out healthy portions and for making a bunch of different kinds of pasta at once (let’s be real, one of those reasons is more important than the other). Available for $8.89 each.

6. Edible Ink Pens

Edible Ink Pens

Every cookie will become a canvas. Get a set of 10 here for $14.24.

7. Multitasking Storage Water Bottle

Multitasking Storage Water Bottle

For the gym rat in your life. Available here for $10.59.

8. Bobble Toothbrush Stand

Bobble Toothbrush Stand

A toothbrush stand might seem like a lame gift until the recipient realizes that they’ll NEVER KNOCK THEIR TOOTHBRUSH OVER AGAIN. Get it for $12.99.

9. Personalized Luggage Tag

Personalized Luggage Tag

It’s the sweetest way to do baggage claim. Available for $52.

10. Can Handle

Can Handle

Who wants a can when they can have a stein? Buy it for $7.

11. Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard

Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard

It projects a keyboard onto any flat surface for your friends on the go. Available for $119.99.

12. Personal Water Fountain Spout

Personal Water Fountain Spout

For a germaphobe you love anyway. Get it for $5.95.

13. ForkChops

ForkChops

For the finicky eater who wants to branch out. Get them for $4.19.

14. Bike Tire Lights

Bike Tire Lights

So your biker pal is super visible at night. Available for $6.96 each.

15. Floating Mug

Floating Mug

Perfect for someone who’s forever making you use a coaster. Get it here for $39.99.

16. 3D Printing Pen

3D Printing Pen

It’s called the 3Doodler and it will make anyone’s dreams come true. Preorder for $99.